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George Lucas George Lucas

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Puns and penises...

...make for great animations. The sound quality was gross, and the Dr. Katz wobble isn't my cup of tea -- but damn am I a sucker for short animations, dicks, and puns.

But that dude's gotta be shitty in the sack if he blows his load that fast. I can hold out, like... at least twice as long as that.

The Happiest Dance EVER! The Happiest Dance EVER!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Gave me wood.

Look at these jackasses reviewing this shit. Just come out and say it: "It didn't have anything from the Matrix soundtrack, so I didn't like it."

It was very refreshing to see something different on Newgrounds. Short and simple, yeah, but I can only stand so many "extreme" movies with "cool" music.

I think it's badass shit, Stereo123, so keep it up, and I hope to see more from you -- be it Happy Dances or otherwise.

-= PEE MAN =- -= PEE MAN =-

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


FUCK YEAH TO MANOWAR! I actually like that shitty band. Something about 80's metal still existing in the 21st century really tickles my fancy.

But for the cartoon, it had style, which I find most important. The pee seemed kinda thick at points, like when Pee Man pissed on the cops' heads, but other than that confusion, it was a nice simple animation with rocking tunes.

And, since you didn't give them credit, that song is "Hand of Doom" by Manowar from their latest CD -- but I wouldn't suggest buying it because it's full of sappy-ass 9/11 songs. HORRIBLE.

Go Karl Logan! Wail that shit!

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